6yrs out of high school I go to a party with the wife and two hot blondes come running at me screaming "Teddy Teddy how you been" I'm thinking that I cant believe these two whores remember my name and the fact they fvcked every guy in school but me still bums me out...
So they give me 2min and go off to blow someone in the bushes no doubt but my wife is jealous and starts grilling me "did you have sex with those girls?" I play sly to act cool to the only woman who looked twice at me as to act like I nailed them both...
Wifey ends up digging for dirt with the two whores and ask them "how did you know my husband?" and they say "we didnt know him we just remember he was the guy who walked like a duck"
Fvck me!!!!! mom and pops couldnt afford to have my feet fixed with braces when I was a kid so my feet stick out like a duck when I walk....cheap skates!!!!
Wife laughed at me all the way home........
So they give me 2min and go off to blow someone in the bushes no doubt but my wife is jealous and starts grilling me "did you have sex with those girls?" I play sly to act cool to the only woman who looked twice at me as to act like I nailed them both...
Wifey ends up digging for dirt with the two whores and ask them "how did you know my husband?" and they say "we didnt know him we just remember he was the guy who walked like a duck"
Fvck me!!!!! mom and pops couldnt afford to have my feet fixed with braces when I was a kid so my feet stick out like a duck when I walk....cheap skates!!!!
Wife laughed at me all the way home........
